take my remaining 50 minutes, please

solid G: I'm listening to the joke hour *** b1: written by whom, henny youngman? (and it's not really an hour, it's 10 minutes...it just *seems* that long.)

scarf it

solid G: Q - What do men yell at a middle eastern strip club? A - "Show us your face!" *** b1: what the hell has suddenly happened to you?

set the controls for the heart of the dumb

b1: from your cousin. *** solid G: Who are the three Jewish guys who invented air conditioning? Hi, Max and Norm. *** b1: just for the record: not funny.

we're the #1 web site in the world! let's protest!!

K: Protest on Google campus today.

b1: what's the problem? too much free food?

K: A Hispanic group is protesting that we don't report hiring stats by
ethnicity. They're chanting si se puede and aqui estamos Google.

b1: they'll be shocked when they find out that G is about 40% indian.
how do you say "yes, we can" in outsourcing?

not big enough

b1: i'm seeing fishbone tonight at the hard rock las vegas. *** solid G: I think you could hire fishbone to play your living room at this point.

but she'll show her tits in "caddyshack"

b1: the first time i saw this movie it was called "TRON" ... except the white girl sang better.

where's the losers' trophy?

K: We went to Giants ballpark to see the trophy. They had to close 4
hours early due to crowds (50K people est.)

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b1: freaks, geeks and the homeless. they're all problems.

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K: So false. So cynical.

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b1: oh i forgot that i'm supposed to show reverence to a collective of
people that are doing nothing more than supporting a gigantic industry
based on nothing more than physical location.

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K: It's ok.