i keep knockin', but ...

me: did you see yourself in clay?
***

1:17 PM special: I did. Is it accurate, would you say?
***

 me: as accurate as lego brick construction methods allow ...

  too much hair ...

  wrong beard ...

  etc.

1:18 PM i used that pic of you and momma K behind the iron curtain to do it as i went.
***

 special: well done.
***

 me: i think the eyes are very good.

1:19 PM you have that friendly-yet-completely-vacant look.
***

 special: that's me to a t
***

me: i dreamt of you and the clay figure last nightyou told me it didn't look like you.

  and you were super-skinny K. 

and i thought, "man, i guess i haven't actually seen him in a long time."
but you didn't look gaunt like you did when you were actual reality super-skinny K.

***

special: that sounds nice
***

 me: yeah.

  you were happy.

  but a little on the mean side.
***
special: because my drug was taken away
***

  me: you can tell i directed that film.

soft and jewy

b1: so here at CES, what do all the jews who shut down their stands do
on the sabbath?

K: Pray.

b1: and then what do they do for the other 16 waking hours?

K: Pray all day. 4 separate services. In between, eat, study, visit.

b1: have you ever been that hardcore?

K: No way. That stuff is basically superstition as far as I'm
concerned.

b1: whoa.  i just moved to a whole new level of understanding about the K.  and it's spooky.

K: We should talk about this more then.  I'm not into the supernatural aspects of mainstream religion.

b1: whoa. are you saying that just because it's elvis's birthday?

K: Wella wella.

FINALLY i "get" the iphone

no mas, las vegas

greetings from "lucha las vegas." the first *ever* lucha libre exposition in S NV. [http://luchalasvegas.com]

playing like a bunch of ghouls

K: Casper has a minor league baseball team called the Ghosts.

The Rockies just bought them and might move them to Windsor.

***

b1: what're they going to call them? the "windsor haunted castles"?

if only i could get clayed

b1: me as a hotels.com ad character:

(http://clayyourself.com/portraits/portrait_1294440391468.jpg)

***

K: Oh Jesus.

***

b1: that's the good "jesus."  i can feel it.

and now my take on you:


http://clayyourself.com/portraits/portrait_1294453730765.jpg

a zombie BM

solid G:
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/06/bill-murray-crashes-karaoke-party/
***
K: Thanks. I like Bill Murray. Wasnt he great in Zombieland? How did you
like the movie overall?
***
b1: i hate zombies. i don't like zombie movies.
i'd rate it 7 out of 10. "the best i've seen."
***
K: And the Murray schtick?
***
b1: he was the best part of the movie.
 the second he walked through the
other door, i knew they were going to blow him away.
the best part of the whole flick was his post-credit caddyshack
reference.
***
K: Agree, agree, agree.
http://goo.gl/Jfcl5