that is NOT how you say "birthday"

K: If you see my mother-in-law today, wish her happy birthday. *** b1: i will. i may use the wrong words, however.

Dude, like my copying of other people's humor is, like, so original

b1: gotta love CO. i'm getting 2 cars' oil changed in serial ... i don't even have to pay for the 1st 1 as i retrieve the 2nd.

K: I do love co.  Not.

b1: Thanks for that, Wayne.

K: What words would you use?

b1: I LOVE CO.

the crunch of the king

b1 <sent to both special K and king feddy>: the car is the american form of independence. without it, you're the victim of both relatives and social assistance ... the US equivalent of deep poverty.

king feddy: Very true (if no subway).

special K: Moreso in the west.  In the NE public transpo is more socially acceptable.

b1: feddy said the same thing.

K: He is very wise.

b1: that's why *he* is not "the cereal guy."

how about looking for it on the police blotter?

K: "Search Special K in the Android Market" is my new favorite phrase.

not pure ... um ...

b1: we have hamantaschen for dessert at dinner.
K: L'chaim! Home made?
b1: no. they were a gift, but originally from whole foods.
K: Still fresh? What flavor?
I'm just surprised to find them so far from purim.
b1: me too ... and yes, they're fresh ... may be some kind of hannahka blur.

if only the cannon were pointed 3 years lower

my mom in person: "oh, just shut up!" *** my brother by TXT: "Well that's been about 50 years coming." *** my mom's now laughing so hard she's crying.

not for the general pubic

special K: [...] there's always a good side: a cute chick shaved my pubes.