Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy): 2026

30.3.26

Down the drain

b1-66er: As of this PM, all bathroom work at Scorpion Manor is completed.

Cost: [elided]

Time: 4 months

Aside from aesthetics, it's given me the best shower I've ever had.

All I have to do now is live long enough to actually use/live-in it.

SpaMan: As long as you're a happy camper with the best shower it's all good in the neighborhood

27.3.26

Free Slurpees NOW!

D4rw1n: Obscure Pennsylvania Avenue Protest of the day ...

Rebuild Baqee Now!

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b1-66er: Crazy.

How often do you see those kinds of things in your neck of the woods?

(&How'd you know that's what it was?)

D4: A few minutes before I took this photo, I could read the little banner.

Somebody marches down this section of the street about once a month. Lately it's been a bunch of really obscure ones.

Much more frequent are the . We are smack in the middle of The Bermuda Quadrangle of , the White House, the , and the . Every self-important douchebag on the planet finds a reason to roll by here in 3 limos, 4 black SUVs, and 15 emergency vehicles. It is a near-daily occurrence.

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26.3.26

Suturing yer Team

b1-66er: "Woman who worked as a janitor returns to same hospital as a doctor"

Special K: America, fuck yeah!

25.3.26

...It's that easy...

b1-66er: Throw your hatred down!

Special K: Ok.

17.3.26

Waxing cardboard

b1-66er: Back of Rubio's cup...

Note the Coca-Cola insignia in green.

Special K: Looks weird.

b1: That cup actually said that about you when I showed it your picture.

K: I won't argue.

8.3.26

Thoughts on droll and crossbones

b1-66er: <time meditated>

Smokey: Very nice

What do you win? A box of Harmony Cereal?

b1-66er: What I win, Smokey, is intense internal smugness...

... Something you're already deeply familiar with.

Smokey: Next goal…

b1-66er: That's just too "funny."

5.3.26

Morally tuning correctness

Smokey: Just because it is true doesn't mean it is right.

4.3.26

Martian thaw

b1-66er: Very short. Extremely good.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260303.html

D4rw1n: Ah yes the lovely Martian Spring when the carbon-dioxide ice is evaporating, leaving the underlying water-ice in the cap, and FREEZING THE BALLS OFF the Musk Mars mission personnel

After having cooked their DNA to mush with unfiltered solar radiation

3.3.26

♾️-☮️

D4rw1n: BTW I'm in DC tonight because my flights to DBX and MCT today were cancelled due to an overabundance of ballistic items in the airspace

b1-66er: Whoa•

I've gotta say, being stuck in DC feels like less of a target than being on the ground there.

b1-67er: Just when you think the second gulf war HAS to be the dumbest war in our lifetime, we get this.

D4: Also, somewhere, some dumb version of Punxsutawney Phil just saw his shadow and is predicting three more years of ever dumber wars

25.2.26

Hearsin' with the Sex-O-Lettes!

b1-66er: RIP Disco Tex

https://neon.reviewjournal.com/kats/las-vegas-bon-vivant-monti-rock-ii-dies-at-86-3330148/

b1-67er: There's a guy who spun fame from thin air

66: So very right.

23.2.26

I suspect Karloff would have trouble with THIS one...

b1-66er:

https://www.wqow.com/news/history/scientists-extracted-dna-from-mummified-cheetah-remains-and-made-a-surprising-discovery/article_853b7801-03fa-54fa-9702-8f321d6ceb6d.html

b1-67er: You had me at Cheetah mummies

31.1.26

"I'll show you a wonderland!"

The Accomplice: <pic>

(two of the posters I helped work on)

b1-66er: Looks a little like the horsie is passing gas.

TA: Neigh!

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29.1.26

Origin of the sidestroke winder

b1-66er: https://youtu.be/dIYRa9R10HU?si=Wkf9iCgJCotqt3kf

D4rw1n: Man, I just do not know about living on a . So many non-explodey areas of Earth to pitch your tent.

b1: Such a great way to put it.

Maybe that IS the fundamental basis of the, "..."

Find the non-explodey areas.

D4: Yes. If you leave your habitat because of explosions ... and then swim to a new habitat with fewer explosions ... the evolutionary process will ultimately favor swimming on.

b1: So true, D4rw1n.