8.3.26

Thoughts on droll and crossbones

b1-66er: <time meditated>

Smokey: Very nice
What do you win? A box of Harmony Cereal?  

b1-66er: What I win, Smokey, is intense internal smugness...
... Something you're already deeply familiar with.

Smokey: Next goal…
<crossbones meditated>



b1-66er: That's just too "funny."

5.3.26

Morally tuning correctness

Smokey: Just because it is true doesn't mean it is right.  

4.3.26

Martian thaw

b1-66er: Very short. Extremely good.



D4rw1n: Ah yes the lovely Martian Spring when the carbon-dioxide ice is evaporating, leaving the underlying water-ice in the cap, and FREEZING THE BALLS OFF the Musk Mars mission personnel 

After having cooked their DNA to mush with unfiltered solar radiation 

3.3.26

♾️-☮️

D4rw1n: BTW I'm in DC tonight because my flights to DBX and MCT today were cancelled due to an overabundance of ballistic items in the airspace

b1-66er: Whoa•
I've gotta say, being stuck in DC feels like less of a target than being on the ground there.

b1-67er: Just when you think the second gulf war HAS to be the dumbest war in our lifetime, we get this. 

D4: Also, somewhere, some dumb version of Punxsutawney Phil just saw his shadow and is predicting three more years of ever dumber wars

31.1.26

"I'll show you a wonderland!"

The Accomplice: <pic>

(two of the posters I helped work on)

b1-66er: Looks a little like the horsie is passing gas.

TA: Neigh!


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29.1.26

Origin of the sidestroke winder

b1-66er: https://youtu.be/dIYRa9R10HU?si=Wkf9iCgJCotqt3kf 

D4rw1n: Man, I just do not know about living on a volcano. So many non-explodey areas of Earth to pitch your tent.

b1: Such a great way to put it.
Maybe that IS the fundamental basis of the, "lizard brain..."
Find the non-explodey areas.

D4: Yes. If you leave your habitat because of explosions ... and then swim to a new habitat with fewer explosions ... the evolutionary process will ultimately favor swimming on.

b1: So true, D4rw1n.

27.1.26

Praising maple leaves of iron

b1-66er: "Neil Young Gifts Entire Music Archive to Every Greenland Resident"

D4rw1n: An obvious geopolitical gambit to curry favor for the nefarious Canadian empire  

14.1.26

... It all comes out in the end ...

b1-66er: In FL--...When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested...

D4rw1n: Hmm that's a shit tactic 

11.1.26

Better get the string...

b1-66er: "The likelihood your friends are line dancing is high"

Special K: More likely that my friends are high.

5.1.26

The quiet above all the tin...

b1-66er: Ms. Amusement/Accomplice
I fear for the future. 
NOT because I live in the world's most heavily armed country...
... but because, upon inspection, the Trader Joe's smoked mussels in my salad today are not from Korea...
... But rather Chile.

Ms. A: I'm on my way to TJs right now to investigate...

b1: Report back. 
(Be willing to physically defend yourself as necessary.)
좋지 않은 소식이 있어요...
They actually taste very good 
...당국에 신고하세요.

Ms. A: <pic>

Mine are from South Korea but  packed in Turkish oil. Yum

b1: I'm leaning toward inner peace. 
Thank you for your surveillance.

MS A: 🇰🇷

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4.1.26

Steel the copper

Curly Dead Head: Yesterday at SFO

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