Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

<special K's dog was put down today...TXTs follow> Special K: The vet is due in 35 minutes.  <40 minutes later> It is finish...

Education of the moment, i guess. https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/7/18068674/whyd-you-push-that-button-texting-lowercase-exclamation-point-...

"You never realize what people do until you become a tow truck driver." -- Jose Norena

So, there's only three people left who still read the Archipelago.  And one of YOU is asleep... ...But the long wait is over.  Finally, ...

b1-66er: KTXT is a knife.  It's got a serrated side that's a bit rusty... ...and the other side of the blade... You read it?  You...

b1-66er: You're killin' me today! Special K: I'm happy to do that.

b1-66er: Are you walking out today? Special K: No. I'm not going to the office, but if I were, I wouldn't walk.  b1: That's what...