Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

solid G: Lynyrd skynyrd are opening a BBQ in Vegas. Doesn't that seem in bad taste?

special K: I have so much to do of so little consequence.

special K and fozzie bear

Best morning headline: "Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle. "

b1: what's the most fun you've ever had in your life? K: some possibilities: Giants win WS. some sex thing. kids bar/bat mitzvahs. ...

CB: "It's easy to be a playmate when someone else pays the mortgage."

b1: larry king was a close high school pal of herb "you can negotiate anything" cohen.