Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

mom: "when everything was said and done, your brother's total birth bills were $12 ... best $12 i ever spent ... <pause> ... ...

b1-66er: they're playing my request on SONIC FM. the sweet "ballroom blitz." solid goldstein: "Are you ready Steve? Andy...

b1: it *really* bothers me when people are jubilant over the death of a person. K: It's not a good look.

pickles: There is a book called 'the lazy person's guide to fitness" on the discard cart . I was too lazy to even read it.

from special K: Chick-fil-A plays Christian music in its restaurants...exclusively. Chick-fil-A closes all its locations on Sunday...no e...

special K: for passover I'm going to have a Mountain Jew b1-66er: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE. i hate you.

solid G: Paul williams is still alive. He's the president of ASCAP *** b1-66er: of course he is. and he still looks like a orangutan.