Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

K: Is Stormy Rottman tracking Santa on 9 News {in CO}? *** b1: stormy's been dead for a l-o-n-g time. *** K: That doesn't answer my ...

K: Capricorn One is on. I can't remember if I liked it. *** b1: xians like to think of it as the OJ simpson xmas movie.

K: Merry Christmas, my good friend. *** b1: thanks so much, special K. the fact you can send me those wishes shows how far we *both* have...

{following completely out of the blue, with no context.} K: A knight without armor in a savage land.

mom: "i don't know what's wrong with andrea bocelli's eyes." b1: "he's blind. he can't see." mom ...

K: Nine. b1: 9 what? what the hell are you talking about? K: Nine means German in no. b1: it's "nein," you chumpster. how...

b1: my mom's car has 26K miles on it.  it's 8 years old. K: Only driven on Sundays. b1: "and then only if feel like going t...