Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

special K: [...] there's always a good side: a cute chick shaved my pubes.

K: Sharks win only 2-1. No free pizza. *** b1: in my book, that's a draw.

special K: Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live.

K: Intermission: synchronized skating *** b1: weak. where's mini kiss? the last time i saw the wranglers they had blue man group at ...

b1: the las vegas wranglers are asking all their fans to wear black for the midght game. K: Will they comply? b1: i don't know, but i wi...

K: When is your midnight hockey game? *** b1: the las wranglers are playing 23:59 on monday the 27th. you should go. *** K: I'd love to...

K: Sharks take the ice to "Living in a Dream" by Finger Eleven. *** b1: it should be beck, "loser." *** K: No.