Even if you read nothing else today, read this

Special K: I love to waste time on inconsequential nonsense. 
Like I have to tell you that. 

And now we prance!

b1-66er³: "...many of us would also enjoy the flexibility of working from home a couple days [a] week, spending time in another city for part of the year, or even moving there permanently..."

Mr. Crypto¹: Many of us would also enjoy a pony.

Special K²: If I have to ride the pony to the office, that wouldn't improve my commute.

MC: Double-decker pony with wifi so you can get some work done on 101.


¹Rumored to have loved Equus

²Known to intentionally take longer 'exploring routes' on equestrian jaunts

³Allergic to horses