The Accomplice: Three crabs on ice in the cooler in the trunk.
24.12.21
23.12.21
Wërd
Birdhead--
Top Ten 1980's Rappers or Friends of b1-66er:
10. Ice-T
9. Special-K
8. Wonder Mike
7. Entropy Dave
6. LL Cool J
5. Zz
4. Spoonie Gee
3. Stearno
2. Sir Mix-a-Lot
1. Cap'n Happy / Grandmaster Flash (tie)
Once you notice the resemblance, the list pretty much writes itself.
19.12.21
Why Santa banned eggnog
The Accomplice: Poor Rudolf! Went from not being allowed to play... to playing a bit too hard!?!
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13.12.21
Use your head!
Deadhead: Skull Rock at Joshua Tree NP today 💀
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10.12.21
Take a bao
b1-66er: <pic> Solid G's in Europe.
b1-67er: The takeout of our beloved leader? The trouble with the North Koreans is they are so far gone you can't tell when they are kidding.
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6.12.21
Unleash the penguins!
D4rw1n: No U.S. official will attend Beijing Winter Olympics, White House announces
I missed the meaning of this earlier: the athletes will compete, but the diplomatic officials will boycott
b1-66er: THAT'S the most passive aggressive thing the U.S. had done in my lifetime.
D4: Yeah it's neither fish nor fowl
4.12.21
Ylddo
b1-66er: "Nevada's Supreme Court ruled gun manufacturers cannot be held responsible for the deaths in the 2017 mass shooting on the Las Vegas Strip because a state law shields them from liability unless the weapon malfunctions."
D4rw1n: That's oddly reasonable, yet oddly backward
I'll need a snorkel and some asbestos...
Special K: "Rare blizzard warning in Hawaii as up to 12 inches of snow expected"
b1-66er: Seetting up a superfecta:
Lava
Earthquake
Tsunami
Snow
1.12.21
Name your future
b1-66er: "General Mills Is Introducing CinnaGraham Toast Crunch & 7 Other New Cereals...
The lineup also includes Reese's Puffs Cluster Crunch."
Whoever was paid to come up with the name, "Cluster Crunch" should receive no more paychecks.
D4rw1n: No more paychecks for naming cereals. They've got a future naming natural disasters or TikTok dances though