30.1.21

Crap(s)

b1-66er: "Las Vegas company announces product to prevent COVID-19 and help in school shooting situations"

b1-67er: Bulletproof suit with breathing apparatus?

Special K: Loaded dice. 

Do you have any of those spiked toothpicks as well?

b1-66er: "Trader Joe's Kicks Off 2021 With Hell In a Jar"

Special K: I'll take 6. 

21.1.21

Eye See

b1-66er: 
"How actor Ethan Suplee has maintained his nearly 300-pound weight loss"

I've heard Ethan Slurpee hasn't done as well.

9.1.21

MURDER!

b1-66er: "8 On Your Side spoke with a criminal law expert about the charges someone who charged the Capitol Building could be facing.
These are burglars, they are insurrectionists, they have committed thefts and armed offenses, threatened congress members, they are looking at the type of charges that could get them decades if not the remainder of their life in prison," said Jeffrey Swartz.

b1-67er: I doubt that they will throw the book at these people though.

66: I can tell you I wouldn't want to be the one to try and figure it out.
At the heart of the matter is can we let common citizens/anybody run roughshod through a community building?
I'll tell you what, I'd be combing that building for bugs...
What an ideal time to get a foreign operative inside.

67: I think he's missing the biggie.  If someone dies because you are commiting a crime...that's murder in most places.

66: Ohhhh yeah.
Funny how i overlook death-related charges. Murder, manslaughter and its deformed little cousins.
"His lawyer, John Bryan, previously told CNN in a statement Thursday that his client "had no choice but to enter" the Capitol due to the size of the crowd he was in, and that "it wasn't apparent to Mr. Evans that he wasn't allowed to follow the crowd into this public area of the Capitol, inside which members of the public were already located.""

D4rw1n: And if it is a capital crime you are committing, then it's capital murder 

66: And if it happened in the government building it would be...
...Capitol capital murder!

D4: As to the insurrectionists planting bugs: in the footage so far released, I didn't see a lot of the type of higher prefrontal cortex function that would be a predicate for planting effective listening devices.
 I also saw the 'no choice' quote. That is not the best legal argument I've ever heard 

8.1.21

"Dismay poodle!"

Special K: <pic>

b1-66er: SIGN ME UP!
I'd go to a theater to see that...
Telling the usher,
"I've got a mask and pants. I'm only wearing one for this movie...
... You choose."

K: Right!

7.1.21

Underwater World

b1-66er: I'm interested in any thoughts you have on this.

D4rw1n: I have said from the beginning that if Trump's lawyers had the courage of their convictions they should strongly advise him to pardon himself. I do not personally believe the constitution should be read to permit it, and I think it would be extraordinarily dangerous for the rest of us. But I think the greatest likelihood is that if he pardoned himself, he would get away with it.
I disagree with the Harvard professor quoted in the Times article. He calculates that a Trump self pardon would motivate the Biden Justice Department to pursue criminal charges against Trump. In my own view, that is a viper's nest at the bottom of a deep pitfall. I would expect the Biden DOJ to find any way possible not to get mired in that mess. They're going to have many other priorities, and not want the distraction. 
In fact, I think it would take some very creative lawyering to convince a federal court to invalidate a presidential self-pardon. As articulated in the Constitution, the power is extraordinarily broad: "The president [shall] have the power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment."
There's a 1974 DOJ memo the somewhat weakly argues that the pardon power should not extend to a self-clemency. The argument relies on a generalized principle that no person should be permitted to be a judge in his own case. But that argument would be laughed out of court, in my view. The pardon power in no way makes the president a judge. It nearly makes the president a person holding the power to grant pardons for offenses against the United States.
Honestly, in my view, the only thing preventing a president from pardoning him or herself is respect for tradition. And I also believe strongly that President Trump's particular superpower is that he has no concern whatsoever for tradition.
Events of the last 24 hours might increase the pressure of a future Biden administration to dive in to try to prosecute the president. But I still don't think they will, for the reasons outlined above. One other very interesting and related constitutional provision is the 24th amendment. I believe there are some very agitated whispered conversations going on right now among the remaining cabinet members about whether the president can or should be removed.

b1: How's DC life been in the last 24?

D4: My hardest day as an American 

b1: How so?

D4: I experienced a very strong spiral of disgust, fear for our most cherished American institutions (like vote counting), and depression over our deep political parting of ways 

b1: (To show you how unpatriotic I was of it all, I was only JUST aware of it as it was all going down.
I was spending more time on my mom and her COVID injection of the day.
Outside of a TV yammering in a bar, I haven't watched American TV in 30 years...I don't even know if mine works.)

D4: Weirdly, I had to pick D5rw1n up at a dentist office downtown yesterday around 3 PM. So I was listening live while driving into it 
Then doomscrolling it on news and social media for two hours while sitting in a dentist's waiting room on Eye Street .

b1: Yeah, that's weird.
Big days for power Democrats, though. 
Getting Mr. Trump to say Uncle Biden. 
Sweep in GA. 
And the cherry on top of seeing a insurrectionist take a bullet.
[Like Patton sez, "The way you win isn't by taking a bullet for your country...
... It's by getting the other son of a bitch to take a bullet for THEIR country."]

6.1.21

Everybody needs a warm flesh injection

b1-66er: I don't agree with this...
"Let me be very clear," Biden added, "the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not reflect a true America, do not reflect who we are," he said, calling the violent protesters a "small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness."
I say the scenes of chaos ARE the true America.
It's not a reflection.
It's a photograph.

Special K: Agree, it is who we are.

b1: Crazy crazy stuff, Special K.
Crazy stuff.
I'd love to see the High School History Text on 2020.
I have no idea how you tell the story...
"Just say everything that happened."
Okay. Through what filter?

K: Right