Family of viruses

b1-66er: "Huge bacteria-eating viruses close gap between life and non-life"

Special K: Why do you talk about my family like that?

b1: If you'd spent 24 hours on a couch with them changing channels every 15 minutes,  you'd feel EXACTLY the same way. 

Mind the gap!

b1-66er: "Huge bacteria-eating viruses close gap between life and non-life"

Special K: Why do you talk about my family like that?

b1: If you'd spent 24 hours on a couch with them changing channels every 15 minutes,  you'd feel EXACTLY the same way. 

Hand me those binoculars, please

Special K: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/helen-schulman-obituary?pid=195377901

b1-66er: Did you write that?

K: No. It hardly seems written. Just a form filled out.

b1: Yes. 

I'm surprised the service is that "late" after the event. 

K: Yes.

It was to be Wednesday, but one grandson couldn't get there in time.

One of the best things about Judaism: quick funeral.

Very observant of you.

You're not an observant Jew, but you're observant of Jew.

b1: Exactly. 

... and a pretzel

b1-66er: "This pricey drink was sold by text message. Now it's hitting Walmart shelves"

Special K: "Fax me a beer"

b1: Perfect response.