22.7.15

more like "pothole of the draft"

b1-66er: how was cave of the winds?

b1-67er: cotw was pretty good, it's a pretty good sized complex.  Caves are a little beat up due to being used for tourism for 120 years, but still interesting.

66: did you hear wind?  did you break wind?

67: I would say cave of the winds is not the best name. cave of the extremely faint breeze is more like it.

<ed: I assume that means he broke wind.>

21.7.15

excuse me, EXCUSE ME, that's MY mirror!

special KJ: Sometimes I read KTXT and skip the posts I'm not in.

14.7.15

I'm rhymes with "awesome"

b1-67er: you are an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. your job is cut the bagel in half, and run through toaster oven.

b1-66er: I am awesome.

67: are you awesome in any particular way?  or just all around?

66: I am an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. my job is to cut the bagel in half, and run it through a toaster oven.  I am awesome.
I an a budding topologist.  I know a genus 1 torus when I see one.

67: Did you look at that bagel?  half of it was almost an ice cream cone.

66: I am awesome.

67: You are an 18 year old girl who didn't  get your GED because you couldn't figure out how to run a number 2 pencil.

8.7.15

slip and side of the mind

mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.

b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.

mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown.  what do you think about that?

b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.

mom: oh.  well how 'bout if I run through them naked?

6.7.15

we need a bigger boat

sudden "emergency" TXT to my phone

1.7.15

a little Viagra will make you feel better

special KJ: Here's a little note guaranteed to bring you right down.
Happy 70th birthday, Debbie Harry.