30.1.13

mark of the beast

K: I am happy to offer you all the services of my home.

b1: tell momma K to warm up the bed.

K: That's the dog's territory.

21.1.13

the IHOP of the troubled unconscious

pickles: Woah. I had crazy dreams that you were like lost/abducted by soldiers in some crazy country. And the last text you sent me was a picture of pancakes. Weird.

13.1.13

5.1.13

brotherly love

CJ: My brother wants to connect with me on linked in

b1: erm.
it's better than wanting to connect with you over half a bottle of tequila and a stack of porn magazines...
BUT JUST BARELY